1. If children can avoid getting a bath or shower, they will.
2. Children will argue over the front seat of the car like its gold.
3. Children cannot decide what to eat for lunch in under 10 minutes.
4. Bring wet wipes and plastic bags everywhere, vomit is likely.
5. You will be judged on your ability to braid hair and play football in sandals.
6. Sibling rivalry is a really serious thing, something only children just don't understand.
7. Children can make you cry with happiness and despair in the same hour.
8. Parks are the best thing since slided bread but flip flops are a danger hazard.
9. Nannying is the best form of contraception and will reaffirm that you're not quite as ready for motherhood as you thought.
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